Monkey Swipe

What is Monkey Swipe?

Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.

Annoyed by the fact that he had to accomplish another monkey swipe kelly decided to lay off of the moon pies.

See cat tail

Transcending The Bullshit

1. to be very high on some drug, and not caring about any of life's problems whatsoever at that time "how's that pot?"..

Rubber Ducked

1. fucked. severely. see also fubar I wrote my car off, i hit another car and totally rubber ducked it! See rubber, duck, ducked, rubber ..

Taking The Browns To The Superbowl

1. to defecate hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl See drew..

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