Monkey Tongue

What is Monkey Tongue?

a standard "dick trick" ie, genital origami.

one puts ones "member" between his legs so that it petrudes enough to be see from behind thereby giving the appearance of a monkeys tongue

jim: and then i put this bit there and HEY PRESTO! grandma, thats the monkeys' tongue!

Grandma: he must really like me i think he is winking.

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