Monkey Towel

What is Monkey Towel?


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A towel one uses to ejaculateon when masturbating. Usually a distinct towel from other towels so that a person might not mistakenly use the monkey towel to wash ones face or body.

I was so horny last night because I was watching "Supernanny". Good thing I had my monkey towel near by!

See towel, monkey, masturbate


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