Monkey Trumpets

What is Monkey Trumpets?

1.

originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif

used to express extreme dissapointment

oh monkey trumpets, i dropped my ice cream

See monkey, oh crap, trumpet, oh noes

2.

used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...

ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?

bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!

See monkey, trumpet, oh crap, oh dear, oh shit
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