What is Monkey Wank?
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Pleasuring oneself with the feet, whilst swinging in a tyre.
I'm off home for a banana, a few nuts and a monkey wank.
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when you knock one out whilst up a tree.
eg i got bored last night so i climbed a tree and had a monkey wank
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3.
1. A situation note entirely going the desired way.
2. Of something which is totally useless.
As the chief engineer watched the new bridge come crashing down on its first opening plunging 100 cars and occupents into the river below, he was heard to comment "This is turning into a pile of stale monkey wank"
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some one who is all shiny neat clean and soft on the outside, but yet is full of shit
joe he is a real bagahdonuts! AKA Joey Bagahdonu..
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When a girl stands behind you and pulls your dick between your legs and jacks you off.
Dave couldn't wait to tell Trevor and Taylo..
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a condition acquired from staying in plastic police cuffs for an extended period of time. (when wrist turns - cracks are audible)
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