Monkeybeard

What is Monkeybeard?


1.

A man who has a beard that is made of a monkey. The only way to shave this monkey is with Occum's Razor.

I shaved the monkeybeard and became rich!

See deloke, kittyloaf, lofian, britland, cats, swicily

2.

A monkey that attaches itself to the face of a host. According to legend, whoever shaves the legendary monkeybeard will become rich.

After being shaved, the monkeybeard went off to find a new host.

See swicily, lofian, parasite, host


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