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When a person defecates in bed while their partner is asleep and then smears the feces all over their partners ass. Next, you wake your ..
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The sh*t that gets stuck under the keys in your keyboard.
I shouldn't have eaten that delicious Chipotle burrito over my keyboard...
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When you perform such a quick paint job on a car that you use 3 gallons of bondo on it and put a thin coat of paint on it so you can see..
