Monkeydust

What is Monkeydust?


1.

Noun: A street name for black market cocaine, or crushed up ice breakers.

They can be swallowed, snorted or injected.

"Yo Jose, you got da monkeydust?"

"Awww shit dawg, I ate them all. They were berry flavored"

"DAMMIT."

See drugs, mints, monkeys, dust, monkey, porn, joe, jamie, gnome, butt, hot

2.

A very dark and sinister animated British comedy. It is extremely amusing and will probably become a hit as it is very unheard of at the moment.

FBI 1: "We have a new terrorist threat sent in from the jihad"

FBI 2: "Tell me what we've got here!"

FBI 1: "Well it apears to be three girls dressed up as destinys child being greeted by a bearded man"

FBI 2: "Go to defcon 4, they're playing with our minds"

Asian extremist 1:"here, ali have you seen my stars in their eyes video"

Asian extremist 2:"yea you left it on the table"

Asian extremist 1:"oh shit i think i sent off the wrong video!"

See slimey


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