Monkeyed

What is Monkeyed?


1.

The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.

Dude, you just got the shit monkeyed out of you

See finger, monkey, fingering

2.

intoxicated; inebriated.

monkeyed

"I was so monkeyed last night, I couldn't even remember the fifteenth drink'

See pissed, spannered, monged, hammered


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