What is Monkeyed?
1.
The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.
Dude, you just got the shit monkeyed out of you
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2.
intoxicated; inebriated.
"I was so monkeyed last night, I couldn't even remember the fifteenth drink'
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a knob shiner is a blow job
i'm getting a knob shiner this weekend from a total hottie
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