What is Monkeyed?
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The art of one man fingering another man using the ring and middle finger together. Usually accruing at a social gathering or party using a sneak attack.
Dude, you just got the shit monkeyed out of you
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2.
intoxicated; inebriated.
"I was so monkeyed last night, I couldn't even remember the fifteenth drink'
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A Dr. Pepper or Mr. Pibb (preferred) and a Snickersbar.  Generally munched after catching a major cannabisbuzz.
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A food that supposedly burns more calories while it's digesting then how many calories are in the food. 
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