Monkey-faced

What is Monkey-faced?

When a man cums on a womens face, slaps them and runs away and hopes to never see them again.

i Monkey-Faced Steph Lee last night. The Bitch deserved it.

See monkey, face, cum, run, slap, prick, nose

Jizz-rag

1. rag with sperm on it bob:hey i wiped my mouth on that rag is that ok john:yea fine but its my jizz-rag See random, funny, sick, gross..

Hellman

1. A whiney hacker with no life Hellman hacks..

As Pissed As A Mattress

1. Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankl..

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