Monkey-grooming

What is Monkey-grooming?

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The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.

"What're you doing today?" "Nothing much. Monkey-grooming each other."

See grooming, relationships, boyfriend, girlfriend, wife, husband, plucking, manicure, pedicure, monkeys
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