Monkeyhats Edit Meaning

1. When you smack your (if male and/or 'other') penis on a bald mans head. Hey, I just gave that guy a Darklette. See dark, dam..

1. a term used to describe the size of one's genitals. often used by a man who is overcompensating for having very small genitals. He..

1. a true to congestion pronunciation of allergies. Often used by those who are under the influence of mucus noses. I know I sound sick. ..