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When you authoritatively slap someone in the face with your penis, a.k.a., a "bismarck" with authority.
Shutup bitch or i wil..
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definitely the king of all penises
Gina: So how'd it go last night...
Maria: Great! He was italian, so you know he had an "i..
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This occurs when either yourself or your girlfriend is jacking you off and pulls a BIT too hard.
Damn! She gave me a pipewrench last ni..
