Monkeyman In The Can

What is Monkeyman In The Can?

A hairy grease man who sits on the jon while wet chunks silently slip out his butt cheeks. Usually seen sipping anus juice.

Artie lived in the toilet, where the Monkeyman in the can squatted his bare cheeks and released hot butt mud onto Artie's unsuspecting face.

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