Monkeymongmashed

What is Monkeymongmashed?


1.

knackerfaced;shitfaced;drunkus mulunkus;headfucked;cunted;

not just mashed, beyond mongmashed.

I can't believe I shagged all those russian dockers last night, I was so monkeymongmashed.


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