What is Monkey's?
1.
From monkey's arse. A more polite way of saying that you don't give a fuck/shit. Often used on television programmes shown before nine.
Hollie: Ruddy Hell! You're such a muppit.
Tom: I don't give a monkey's what you think.
2.
Ugly as in a hat full of Monkey's Assholes.
She's monkey's as shit man.
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