Monkey's Breakfast

What is Monkey's Breakfast?


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Often used as an insult to describe a persons over the top fashion sense, this must involve a variety of mismatch colours .

It can also be used to describe most things with allsorts of random bright colours in it. Such as sick, girls face with too much make up on it, a bad painting, etc, etc…

A monkey's breakfast being an assortment ramdon fruits picked by monkey. Therefore, should only be for a monkey.

"Christ mate. You don't want to wear that out tonight do ya? You'll look like a monkey's breakfast!"

Dude! That bird over there has way too much make up on! Her face looks like a monkey's breakfast!!!

See slut, pavement pizza


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