What is Monkeys In The Dark With Pens?
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A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."
Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.
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a sexual practice whereby one person attempts to insert their head into the asshole or vagina of another. In practice little more than t..
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To be TOO choice; depending on context, capable of both positive or negative emphasis.
Positive: You get the new Yeasayer album? Shit i..
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Having a two flush dump that requires no wiping.
Jesse was dealt a Dutchman's Fullhouse after a heavy night of drinking and tacos...
