What is Monkeys In The Dark With Pens?
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A metaphor used to emphasis a situation that you just couldn't see coming. Often followed up by the phrase "You just can't see 'em coming."
Malix: Nope, he just A Sploded right there.
Atolm: Like monkeys in the dark with pens...
Malix: *sighs* You just can't see 'em coming.
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The foamy lust lather that forms from furiously railin' a bar tramp. Typically leaving a slimy film on ones crotch. Very frothy
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The best expression to show frustration and anger. Also see fuck my ass
Alexis: Fuck this, fuck my balls.
Chandler: What?
Alexis: EAT..
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jabbing ones penis into anothers silicone breast until your penis unloads.
"ear jeffold, i enjoyed our session of siliconing last ..