Monkeys Tail

What is Monkeys Tail?

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea

"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"

See chodbin, turd, dump, skidmark, choddie

Rumpie

1. A guy with an attractive and notably hairless butt. Regardless of what they believe, only about one man in ten is a genuine rumpie...

Yendell

1. A slightly effete man of middling years afflicted with a lisp and a propensity for trouser jazz. Good Lord, look at the pink silk scarf..

Eff Off

1. Retaliatory remark made by someone who is too much of a pussyto say FUCK OFF I don't drink, smoke, do drugs, have sex, eat meat or..

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