Monkey's Thumbs Edit Meaning

1. The process of sitting on the couch and managing to cross one's legs just so, so that one's flacid penis effortlessly dangles ..

1. To receive oral pleasure in the back of a car, often parked in the cinema car park or near the nightclub where you met your catch (often..

1. Toilet functions or poo, usually childrens' or animals'. Don't sit on that bench, it's covered in birds' doing..