What is Monkeystomp?
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1. The act of persecution to a male’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the scrotum.
2. The act of persecution to a female’s genitalia by a swift and efficient stomp to the ovaries or vagina.
3. One of the worst forms of beating another human being. Usually leaves the victim in the ER getting their ear sewn back on.
Holy shit, did you see how hardcore Riss just monkeystomped that douchebag?
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