Monkeytail

What is Monkeytail?

A shit so long and large that it reaches the bottom of the toilet while still connected to your ass.

My girlfriend ate so much yesterday, that when she took a shit, it was like a monkeytail.

See big shit, little shit, shit, poo, turd

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