Monkeywrench

What is Monkeywrench?


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The process by which a female bends a male's penis backwards between his legs and proceeds to suck him off.

In 2001, Mike Krzyzewski, head coach of the Duke University men's basketball team, reportedly gave each potential recruit a monkeywrench upon their official visit to campus. Being eventual Duke basketball players, they all enjoyed this very much.

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