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What a piratez wifez vag smellz like.
dude 1 - WTF? your hair smells like fisjsticks
dude 2 - NO! i thought i washed the smell out!
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** See lipstick on a pig
When my friends ex-girlfriend was taking too long to get ready to go out one night, another buddy said "W..