Monktonite

What is Monktonite?


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Describes a person hailing from Monkton Ontario.

Usually sighted driving a Cutlass - sporting a mullet, Ski-Doo or Yamaha jacket, tight jeans, and shit-kickers. Monktonites are slow, dim-witted, greasy, and blue-collar.

All Monktonites guzzle cheap Canadian beer, smoke cigarettes, and love to "wrassle."

That f*cking drunk Monktonite threw me on the fire at Tom's bush party the other night.


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