What is Mono Lacto Strangulation?


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The act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general fucked up mess of the entire carton and pissing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all gankyand torn.

You stupid asshole! That is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that I have ever seen!

See mono, stangle, strangulate, milk


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