Monocoitus

What is Monocoitus?

A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.

My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.

See spanking the monkey, jerkin the gherkin, polishing the bayonet, whacking off, masturbation

Itsy Bitsy

1. Vagina. Also known as snatch, girl-parts, cooter, hoo-hah, fanny, cooch, etc. "Is itsy bitsy up to it tonight?"..

It Had To Be Done

1. A response to a question about something that was done for reasons only apparent to person who did it and which could only be understood..

Joyful Occasion

1. do a girl doggystyle. take your thumb stick it in her butt and punch her in the back of the head. therefore clenching all holes for maxi..

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