Monocoitus

What is Monocoitus?

A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.

My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.

See spanking the monkey, jerkin the gherkin, polishing the bayonet, whacking off, masturbation

Go Japanese

1. To malfunction so you have to buy a new one after 2 months. Refers to Japanese products exclusively. My brand new Sony Clie went Japan..

Yohan

1. rlly hotguy who is smart and funny. you can never get enough of him and you miss him when he is gone "did you see yohan today?&quo..

Zomlet

1. CIGARRETTE OF THE TABACCO VARIETY YO DUDE ANYONE GOT A ZOMLET See stog, cig, butt, cancer stick, smoke..

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