Monocoitus

What is Monocoitus?

A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.

My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.

See spanking the monkey, jerkin the gherkin, polishing the bayonet, whacking off, masturbation

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