Monocoitus

What is Monocoitus?

A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.

My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.

See spanking the monkey, jerkin the gherkin, polishing the bayonet, whacking off, masturbation

Iq Vortex

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K-s

1. 1. InKonSistant is attraction, looks good one day, looks disgusting the other. Usually talking about someone. 2.Lacking consistency or ..

Yayer

1. To be used by those looking to get away from the over usage of the commonly known phrase "yeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!" Which is o..

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