Monocoitus

What is Monocoitus?

A classy, pseudo-scientific term for masturbation.

My girlfriend was out of town, so I did a little monocoitus last night.

See spanking the monkey, jerkin the gherkin, polishing the bayonet, whacking off, masturbation

Bls

1. Ball licking and sucking She perfomerd BLS and sent me through the roof See unknown 2. black label society, a band with god guitaris..

Jingle Fuck

1. Fuck a Girl in the ass and you hear her boobie tassles jingle I jingle fucked that bitch in da ASS NIGGUAH! See black, people, nigger,..

Corruptometer

1. Simple anthropometric device used for measuring the correlation between personal corruption and the girth of the bellies of inhabitants ..

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