Monoped

What is Monoped?


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A dude with just one leg. Usually found using a stick for support, on account on not having another leg to use as such. Sometimes mistaken for scarecrows, parking meters or lamp-posts, the life of a monoped is not an easy one and the constant hail of abuse from bipeds (normal people) can seriously damages their confidence, sometimes to such extremes that they end up never leaving their house again. The ones that live their whole lives indoors eventually turn white and look like cheap imitations of casper, especially if they're bald.

woah man, look at that freaky monoped

yeah, haha, let's go throw things at him

no man, monopeds have feelings too

you said that about gingers

yeah, I was lying then too

See monoped, deformed, spastic


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