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When you crap off a high-dive onto the girl sprawled out in the empty pool hundreds of feet below. When the turd finally reaches the gir..
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Someone who doesn't believe in the awesomness of the Legend of Zelda series.
My best friend Taylor owns a couple Zelda games, but ..
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(noun) The opposite of the unicorn chaser. When one is overwhelmed by cuteness, one feels that only punching a unicorn in the face can r..
