What is Monorail?
1.
MONO = ONE
RAIL = RAIL
One-rail mass-transit, you can find one in Sydney.
"I'm the best monorail-driver ever!"
-Homer Simpson
2.
Monorail cat is a popular internet "lolcat" or image macro of a cat laying what is known as "monorail style". This is where the cat will lay with all four paws under his body and head laying on floor. It was so named for its resemblance to the mass transit system, the Monorail. The most comon and most popular monorail cat is a Domestic Longhaired cat laying "monorail style" atop a sliding shower door.
*Monorail cat is offline for maintainance
a caption to a picture of a sleeping kitten laying "monorail style".
*Monorail cat now carries more passengers.
a caption to a picture of a fat cat laying "monorail style"
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to pick a thin girl up and never let her touch the ground until you are finished. Also you can run train and never let her down just like a Monorail
"damn that girl is so monorailable"
"you want to run train on michelle, no let's monorail that hot piece of ass"
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When an individual is held down against their will whilst an agressor positions his buttocks either side of the poor soul's nose. The "crack" is then rubbed up and down the face in a straight line, mimicing the movement of a monorail.
The group thought it would be funny to take Ed down a peg or too, so they held his arms and legs in order to allow Rhodri to monorail him.
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Prefered mode of mass-transit for Sriggers.
M'nahnahanh just rode overm'nah on the monrail'nah.
