Monotard

What is Monotard?


1.

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.

Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."

You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"

Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."

You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."

Them: "I love lamp".

See unidimensional, retard, plastic, fake, repressed

2.

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.

Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."

You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"

Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."

You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."

Them: "I love lamp".

See retard, repressed, unidimensional, chillaxed, numb, brick


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