What is Monsoon Assassin?
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When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.
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Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.
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in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster
I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on..
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When two men wrap their penis' together with medical tape and and take turns stroking vigorously as if it were one dick.
Dude lets..
