What is Monsoon Assassin?
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When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.
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Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.
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an expression used to euphemistically describe sexual activity-- of any sort
when a guy says it to a girl, it's meant to sound cut..
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- Adjective
1. exhausted, as by exertion; fatigued or sleepy: a zombimorgified runner.
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cockney ryming slang for fanny
she had a right baggy jack and danny!..