What is Monsoon Assassin?
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When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.
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Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.
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A woman who is ready and willing for sex at closing time in a bar/night-club (due to an amalgam of intoxication and desperation).
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an ammount of money that doesnt exist but is hillarious! u cud well get away with using a 9 euro note instead of a tenner in a club... h..
