What is Monsoon Assassin?
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When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.
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Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.
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Ibuprofen or a similar pain reliever.
Man, my shoulders hurt. I need to take some hiker's vitamins when we get to our next camp.
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Used to say that someone is bad with women.. i.e u see them in a club trying to pull hours later u see them walkin down the road kicking..
