Monsoon Assassin

What is Monsoon Assassin?

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When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.

See also Pecos Bill

Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.

See golden shower, strawberry shortcake, The Silent Duck
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