Monster Counter

What is Monster Counter?


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A dude that likes to walk through crowds and count on his fingers the number of ugly or fat chicks he comes across is referred to as a Monster Counter.

1) When the old biker wasn't riding scooters or sharpening knives he enjoyed being a Monster Counter while strolling through the zoo on Tuesdays.

2) The Monster Counter was known by the others as being on the receiving end of the angry pirate.

3) The Monster Counter is believed to have a tatoo of the rope wrapped around his mobley nut sack.

See the rope, shit sandwich, snidisized, angry pirate


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