Monster Cunt

What is Monster Cunt?

1: an absolutely enormous vagina.

2: a vagina with fanny flapsthat literally flap around any motion.

3: a horribly ugly or 'monsterous' vagina

"I did this chick last night - she had a monster cunt!"

See monster cunt, chodgina, fat pussy, cunt, vagina, minger

1) A vagina so large that you have to strap a plank across your arse to stop falling in.

2) Any ex-wife

3) Kiniving, money grubby, lying, cheating slag of any description

The monster cunt has been to her lawyers again and reckons she owes me nothing.

See elaine, whore, bitch, cunt, slag

Enigmaneering

1. like imagineering, except it makes no sense lock up the copy paper because we use too much, don't order toiletpaper because it COS..

Ears Deep

1. The act of vigorously performing oral sex on a woman. Your face is buried so deep into her that her labia is up to your ears...hence yo..

Umf

1. A Ugly Mother Fucker. That stupid bitch is such a UMF 2. Ugly Mother Fucker. (you really shouldnt say this) Guy1: Look at those UMF..

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