Monster Dick

What is Monster Dick?

When you drink so many monsters, or other energy drinks that it stunts the groth of your penis, resulting in a tiny, baby sized dick.

girl 1: That guy drinks soo many Monsters

girl 2: He's going to have a nasty case of monster dick

girl 1: Totaly.

See baby dick, tiny dick, small penis, microdick

a really really really big penis 10 inch +

i have a huge monster dick

See pecker, bunny, furby, cheesecake, schlong

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