Monster Energy

What is Monster Energy?

The official drink of tools, douche bags, and white trash.

"Hey that guy over there is such a tool"

"No shit, didn't you see, he's drinking Monster Energy!"

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1. 1.When the cheeks of your butt are sore after riding your bike too long 2. When some asshole charliehorses your asscheek. "Aww, d..

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1. What you tell a man when he is "PMS'ing" ... Man up! Dude- Gah! I had the worst day of my life! This went wrong and that..

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