Monster Munch Edit Meaning

1.

1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.

2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.

Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.

See Steve

2.

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Credit Crunch'.

As in:

"If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny."

"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"

See credit crunch, recession, monster munch, crisps

3.

Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.

I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!