What is Monster Munch?
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1) A tasty corn snack available, inter alia, in beef flavour. Mmmm.
2) Snogging ugly birds. Mmmm.
Lets go for a monster munch. I want the taste of beef on my tongue.
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Cockney rhyming slang for 'Credit Crunch'.
As in:
"If it weren't for the monster munch you'd have got that xbox for christmas johnny."
"What's that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster? ... no it's the bailiff"
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3.
Dining upon the festering kebab of an ugly, middle aged minger.
I got terribly, terribly drunk one night. I ws desperate to twang my load. Ya know when you just need to get laid? Anyway, I awoke in the morning then realised I'd munched a monster! EEK!
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When you acomplish something and you want to look cool afterwards you say " Cant Phase"
How do you like that shit, Cant phase..
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Derives from the following common Irish greetings
1, Whats the story?
2, Whats the craic?
It also comes from the Cockney rhyming slan..