Monster Salami Edit Meaning

1. Brand name of portable music player, usually owned by people who want to look cool and pretend they are better than owners of other (oft..

1. A salty penis or phallic expression. After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..

1. What one sees almost as soon as they drive into a major Utah town, especially Salt Lake City. It consists of a bunch of Mormon mothers a..