Monster Salami

What is Monster Salami?


1.

a giant penis

Will is the man, all the girls say he has a monster salami.


66

Random Words:

1. Homosexual lover? Gimme a break! They're PUPPETS people! Ernie is a *puppet* - without genitalia! See sesame street, bert, homo..
1. The new, hybrid aesthetic that has all the internet hipsters imbibing potent brews of laudanum and grape soda from elaborate blown-glass..
1. Receiving or getting a blowjob while smoking (a hoot of) crack or rock. That fucking crackwhore gave me the best ringrod ever! I came i..