Monster Salami Edit Meaning

1. short for "the usual" Matt: "So what are you up to this weekend--making love with yourself all day again?" Jonny: ..

1. a sexual act involving a midget, Halloween decorations, baby oil, and a large sponge Man, I would give that chick a "ukranian purp..

1. To wonder off quickly when around a group of people due to an instant urge to get a nut, and hide while rapidly beating your talllywacke..