Monster Teflon

What is Monster Teflon?

A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon

Example:

- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”

- “Dropped a Monster Teflon mate, ripped the hole big time”

See teflon, bowel movement, shit, dump, crap

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