Monster Thickburger

What is Monster Thickburger?


1.

The largest, most fattening burger offered at a Hardee's restaurant. An incredible mountainous heap of bacon, beef, mayonnaise, and cheese. The holy grail of artery-clogging fast food. Contains 1,420 calories and 107 grams of fat, as well as ungodly amounts of saturated fat and sodium. PETA's worst nightmare. Not for the health-conscious or faint of heart.

Everyone get in the car, we're going to Hardee's! And bring the defibrillator, honey, 'cause I'm havin' a Monster Thickburger!

See hardee's, burger, meat, heart attack, cholesterol, saturated fat, sodium

2.

The thing in the front of my pants.

My Monster Thickburger was a combo deal with her Arby's Big Montana.


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