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When a douche bag hose wraps itself around the neck of a douching douche bag who's head is up their ass.
The danger of the hose st..
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Shit-faced, trashed, smashed, drunk, obliterated, plastered, off the walls, hysterical, ice cubed, wasted, bombed, gone, destroyed, dips..
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To handle something with the utmost care.
The girlfriend had the painters in, so I had to handle her with kitten gloves, lest she loose..
