Monsterbate

What is Monsterbate?


1.

1. To masturbate in an intense and/or earth-shattering manner.

2. The form of masturbation someone monsterous in personality or appearance exclusively utilizes.

3. An actual monster's masturbation.

"He doesn't simply masturbate to Angelina Jolie, he MONSTERbates to her."

"The Undertaker is only capable of monsterbation - masturbation for him is out of the question."

"Cookie Monster has been known to monsterbate off the SCENT of a cookie alone."

See masturbate, monsterbator, monster

2.

To play with your monster. Duh. It makes your palms hairy.

So there I was, bored one evening. Luckily, I had my monster in my closet, so I took it out and MONSTERBATED.

3.

The act or being of drinking a Monster brand energy drink.

My friends and I monsterbate when we're thirsty.

See monster, drink, thirsty, cool, yummy


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