What is Monsterbation?
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when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.
the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.
olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.
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2.
When a man masturbates to produce a massive load of semen, enough to drench any towel or sock.
Monsterbation is usually the result of blue balls, which is a disease caused by women.
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