Monsterbation

What is Monsterbation?


1.

when one engages in the touching of oneself at a time when one's significant other is right beside them.

the monster replaces master because one who subjects themselves to such acts are obviously dirty pigs.

olive engages in monsterbation 24/7, even when he has just 69ed with the finest bitch, hence he is the ultimate perve who no one likes.

See olive, masterbate, 69, fag

2.

When a man masturbates to produce a massive load of semen, enough to drench any towel or sock.

Monsterbation is usually the result of blue balls, which is a disease caused by women.

See masturbate, ejaculate, blue balls, relief


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