Monstrostitute

What is Monstrostitute?


1.

a sorostitute of inordinate size.

Jimmy really had to take one for the team at Friday night's fraternity social and hook up with Tri Delta's resident monstrostitute so his senior frat brother could score a hotter skank.

See fraternity, sorority, douchebaggery, frats, sorostitute

2.

A sorostitute of inordinate size; usually a multiple

legacy or affiliate from a less fratologically inclined institution

Did you hear about Paravati? He got way too drunktaneous during the mixer and ended up taking home a monstrostitute at 3 AM. When he woke up all his snack foods were gone.

See fat, sorority, mixer, sae, fraternity


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