What is Montague?
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To be backed-over repeatedly by one's own family member or close friend in a larger than average automobile such as a truck or van, in an attempt to crush the pestilential form of life residing in the still breathing carcass unaware of its own inevitable demise
Holy Shit!! look at Garrett! His Dad totally just Montagued him at 30 mph!!!
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2.
montague is a word you use when your getting ready to leave or ask if someone else or others want to leave. you can say it to one person or a group. its used the same way as
"hey joe lets montague out of here, yeah?"
"hey are you guys ready to montague?"
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3.
the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one... literally. it's right on the border next to matamorris, PA and port jervis, NY but still manages to be in the middle of bumfucking nowhere.
Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)
dude 1:dude lets go to montague!
dude 2:where the fuck is that?!?!?
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4.
To get extremely blackout drunk and eat someone else's large assortment of expensive french cheese.
Dude, last weekend I was at this wedding and the groom's father Montagued all over the living room.
Holy shit did you just Montague in the bathroom?
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town with 98% white population...usually a town that is good in football but thats it...nothing else..sometimes track but thats it....
hey lets go visit montague...ok lets go
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6.
A glib douchebag, or an arrogant twit. Someone who poorly employs a large vocabulary in order to bamboozle. Vanity, in combination with stupidity, prevents said 'montague' from realizing, most, if not all victims of their glib douchbaggery, see how transparent they are.
"Andrew is such a montague, he should be selling women's shoes".
"Dried up old crackwhores is all that montague can pull. And rightfully so."
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