Montague Tubesock

What is Montague Tubesock?


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When someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live grasshoppers and then places it in a gay man's asshole.

Lyle- "Oh Steve you look awefully jumpy this morning"

Steve- "Ya, I did a Montague Tubesock last night, and I could still feel them inside me."

Lyle- "Fuck you Steve"

See sock, jizz, grasshoppers, felching


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