Montagues

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MONTAGUE BURTON 'S: rhyming slang for BEEF CURTAINS;

the full monty of a lady's frontage.

(Montague Burtonwas the founder of the clothesshops favoured by upwardly mobile gentlemen in the UK.)

Peering intently at the half-open MONTAGUES on her family pack, Romeo could just discernthe bulboustip of Juliet 's jellied eel- a crisp, little CAPULETpeeping out shyly from its pink, hooded lid.

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