Montalto-guarantee

What is Montalto-guarantee?

Better than a 'Montalto hunch', even superior to a 'Montalto prediction'... don't leave home without it.

(only to be used when something absolutely & undoubtedly WILL occur)-

Barack Obama will be the next president - I give it the 'montalto-guarantee.'

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