Montalvo Edit Meaning

1. abreviation for "weapon of ass destruction" Damn, lookit dat ass. I'd like to whip out my W A D and blow a wad on her fa..

1. Polite way of calling someone a twat, used where situations prevent the use of a profanity. Hey Andy, that Maurice is such a twazzler! ..

1. To masterbate. Last night my wife walked in on me while I was quizzing the captain. See walk the dog, spank the monkey, jerk off, jack..