What is Montana Beaver?
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A vagina that is so loose, the whole state of Montana could slip right through. The only alternative when encountering such a beaver is to break out a beaver cleaver.
After seeing Fran's Montana Beaver, Jerry shook his head and broke out his beaver cleaver. This was going to take all night.
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A mucous-like buildup that occurs when a cow has been mooing for an extensive amount of time. Orig. South-African (mooloogie-woogie-goo..
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Someone who's large penis attracts apes.
We couldn't go to Africa because of Johnny's Girth Monkey
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